Motorcycle Officer: License, lady?
Maude: I don’t have one. I don’t believe in them.
Motorcycle Officer: How long you been driving, lady?
Maude: About 45 minutes,
[turning to Harold]
Maude: wouldn’t you say, Harold? We were hoping to start sooner but you see it’s rather hard to find a truck.
Motorcycle Officer: This your truck?
Maude: Oh no, I just took it.
I’ve seen “Harold and Maude” and “A World Apart.” No time to elaborate. I’m gonna get a good night’s sleep. (Really! It’s quarter to midnight and I’m gonna go to sleep now.)
Oh, and I finished reading “Max.”