I was in the pool, and my sister had her goggles around her wrist. She threw a plastic ball across the pool, the goggles on her wrist went flying and BAM! I got hit on the cheek by the goggles. I shrieked in pain, clutched my cheek, and got out of the pool. Wrapped my towel around me, little brother went to get father who got me ice cubes while I rinsed with outdoor shower (which has warm water).
Then I kept the two ice cubes to my cheek until they melted, and came upstairs. While they melted, I dried outside in the sun, went in and watched Sex and the City and, uh, that’s it.
EDIT: No, it isn’t. I have a ringing in my right ear because I got yet more pool water in my ear. Also, siblings and I were talking outside while I was drying/numbing my cheek with ice cubes and I realized that we’re a very violent bunch. We strangle, kick, and punch each other. Sometimes it’s serious fighting, sometimes it isn’t.
I had to go to the hospital once. I didn’t break my arm, but something in it tore or something. Like a muscle tendon, or something. I don’t know. Kind of like tennis elbow, only not because it actually hurt and my mom once got it and said it didn’t hurt. So yeah.
AND my sister once got punched. TOTAL accident though. I swear. And okay, my brother’s been kicked a lot, but I swear: ALL ACCIDENTS. We’re just… very unlucky and clumsy. *shrugs*