I give you: 133 words. Total: 19 112 words. Must reach 25 806 by Sunday night.
“But won’t that kill you?” you ask.
Of course it will.
“And won’t that stop you from attempting such a feat?”
Not at all.
I know. Most writers are, you know.
In “Kayleigh gets hurt” news: I got kicked yesterday. On the cheekbone. By my sister. It was an accident, we were fighting over my pillow. Hers was uncomfortable. That’s the short story.